I have heard some of the worst pick up lines in my time. Once i saw a new york upscale dude approaching a girl in a club.
The guy was really stoned drunk and he said something to the girl. I cant rememeber exactly but it went somethin like this – hey babe, you are really gorgeous, can i buy you and your friends a bottle of champagne.
I mean this swept me off my feet. It was so funny that i started crying and laughing in the same tame. Poor guy, the girl ditched him in no time really.